Two in fact:
The one on the right is female and the one on the left is male. The difference, apparently, is in the apron which is the bit in the middle on their bottoms / fronts shown in the second photo. The females is bigger and tends to be furry round the edge, which is nice.
Anyhoo, we (the royal we as in wifey and I) were up in Whitby for the weekend visiting relatives. We popped round to see Kate’s Grandad who had just received shipment of 20 fresh crabs and was in the process of boiling them (which takes about 15 minutes I think). This is what they look like before:
And this is what they look like after:
They’re not something I’ve come in contact before so I had a good gander. They’re certainly not cute things. And the whole hairy, spidery type legs are disgusting. Unlike Kate’s Grandad, I’d make a lousy fishermen.
We were kindly given a couple to take home with us and when we did, Bob went ape shit since he could their fishy goodness. He had a good sniff, but wasn’t right impressed that he couldn’t open them via a ring pull like his Whiskers (cracking them open will be a job for tomorrow with a rolling pin and tea towel).
And I suppose I should finish this wonderfully titled post with something related:
“Balding man strokes ginger pussy into ecstasy”
I bought wifey and I an iPod Shuffle each earlier in the week:
Cute little buggers! I’m surprised by how well iTunes works on Kate’s laptop given it runs Vista. It’s pretty much identical to how it is on my iMac.
More random web surfing! Lots of cool pictures to browse.
Obviously someone with far too much time on their hands… oh wait, browsing a site like this isn’t an example of that? Doh!
At Team Fortress 2 that is. The Bal and Vondur blagged me into playing and boy was it fun. See who gave me a kicking:
Thanks guys! (I’ve no idea who toxic^ is, but he gave me a beating!) Anyhoo, I suck at it, but with the wifey away in Whitby this weekend I know I’ll be getting some practice in :).
Anyhoo, I was impressed by how well it ran on my iMac since they’re not really games machines. Admittedly I was only running at 1280×768, but framerate was certainly good enough. I could probably knock it up a couple of notches and still be ok.
This made me laugh, it’s Half Life 1 and 2 in about sixty seconds.
They just need to update it for Episode 1 and 2.
Long story short, I won a puzzle thingy with the chaps I play badminton with and I jokingly said do I win a cookie? I didn’t get a cookie, but certainly a prize of the biscuit variety, six gingerbread men!
Can you tell which three I decorated and which three Kate did? Winner gets… a cookie! I call the top right one the angry Frenchman.
From the Compact Oxford English Dictionary:
• adjective 1 unconventional and slightly strange. 2 technical not placed centrally or not having its axis placed centrally. 3 technical (of an orbit) not circular, especially to a marked degree.
• noun 1 an eccentric person. 2 a cam or other part mounted eccentrically on a revolving shaft in order to transform rotation into backward-and-forward motion.
(Wikipedia for more details).
Point in case for Definition 1:
The couple who stopped off at a Travelodge – and stayed 22 years
For most of us who visit a Travelodge, it is a fleeting pleasure. Park the car, go to bed and get away as early as possible in the morning. But for David and Jean Davidson, it is home. They arrived in 1985, and enjoyed it so much that they never left.
Full story here. I say good on them, saves on the cleaning!
So I decided to go over to the dark side… or should that be light side? Anyhoo, for a variety of reasons, which I’ll blog about later, I decided to replace my aging Athlon XP 3200+ with a shiny new iMac:
- 24–inch screen
- Intel Core 2 Duo @ 2.4Ghz
- 1GB ram (2GB more on order from Crucial)
- 320GB hard drive
- ATI Radeon HD 2600 PRO with 256MB
Ok, so from a PC perspective the video card isn’t brilliant and the hard drive space isn’t massive but they’re more than good enough. It’s certainly a heavy beast since I had to lug it from the Apple shop back through the Trafford Centre and out through the car park.
The out of the box experience is great. The keyboard, mouse, drivers, manuals and other gubbins are all packed together in a really neatly laid out long, thin white cardboard box. The iMac itself is very well protected and packaged as well.
Connecting it up is dead easy. You have all of three cables to fiddle with. The power cable into the back through a hole in it’s stand. The USB keyboard again into the back of the iMac and then the mouse into the keyboard (which has two USB ports, one either side). Actually, one of the many things that really sold me on the iMac, was this image:
That just says it all to me about the comparison of Mac’s versus PC’s!
Anyhoo, It took less than 10 minutes to have it booted up and on the interweb. I hit a slight snag with the wireless connection initially since it didn’t seem to want to connect and it gave no options to tweak. So to start with I hard wired it into my router via it’s ethernet port. I fixed it later and it turned out to be a simple matter of picking the correct encryption method.
First impressions of Mac OS X? Pretty cool, I like how stable it is and how it does a damn sight better with 1GB memory than Vista does. The screen is fantastic, the picture is really bright and rich in colour. You’d think that at that size it’d be too big to work with, but it’s not the case.
The new thin aluminium keyboard is excellent. The keys have a good, responsive feel to them and I like the inclusion of the media controls along the top (play, pause, volume, etc). In that respect, it’s just like my trusty old Microsoft keyboard.
The Mighty Mouse is pretty good too. It’s weird not having any mouse buttons on it and one of the first things I did in Mac OS was enable right click. It’s equivalent of the mouse wheel is strange too, in terms of size and feel (it’s dinky), but it works well.
I have given some Mac alternative apps a try, like for example:
But unfortunately neither of the Mac alternatives in this case quite live up to standards of their Windows counterparts (I’ll explain why in another post), which is where VMWare Fusion comes in!
There’s nothing new with VMWare and virtual machines but the really cool thing with this Mac OS version is a mode called Unity, whereby you start up your VM and then you can open Windows apps and they just appear as if they’re running on Mac OS. So, amusingly, this post is being written in Mac OS X, but with good old BlogJet!
Of course there is one other important thing I have to mention, otherwise Vondur will hunt me down, which is how well World of Warcraft runs… which is not bad ;). It runs natively (I was surprised that the discs I had for it had both Windows and Mac versions) at 1920×1200 at 50+ fps with pretty much everything on high.
There seems to be some issues with the shader affects and apparently this is a known issue with the ATI graphics drivers. But anyway, a picture says a thousand words (ok, so it’s not the most interesting of places, but there are Orcs!!!):
First impressions of me iMac, it’s not a bad piece of kit at all :) Why the hell didn’t I buy one earlier!