The Lancashire Telegraph had details of the crash in their Wednesday edition. My grandparents gave me a cutting of it from the actual paper and a quick search of the website found this:

The last time I was in the paper (the Burnley Express) was for coming second in a colouring competition about (ironically) car safety held by the local Fiat garage when I was at primary school. The picture was fantastic. I just finished balling my eyes out because I was gutted I’d come second, and it was so obvious I’d been crying. Ah the memories.

Colour of bruises today: Purple, pink and yellow.